Fix It Tickets in Portland

August 4, 2010 by Eduardo333 · 6 Comments 

Got a fix it ticket for this last week. (By the way, fix it tickets now cost money.) It makes me wonder if the Portland PD have anything better to do than write tickets like this.

This is the Woman Who Crashed Her Honda Repeatedly Into a Ferrari Dealership

March 5, 2010 by Eduardo333 · 3 Comments 

Francesca Lavezzo, an improve comic from the bay area, apparently thought it would be funny to repeatedly smash her Honda into a Ferrari dealership. Well, the joke is on you, Francesca. Enjoy your DUI and try to get some new material!

Portland Police Issue 55 Tickets During First Cell-Phone Patrol

January 14, 2010 by Eduardo333 · 206 Comments 

Portland Police issued 55 tickets in one day in compliance with a two-week-old law, banning the use of hand-held cell phones while driving. Under the law, drivers may not text or talk on the phone with hand held device while behind the wheel. Conversely, Oregon State Police issued zero tickets and four warnings on highways during the same day.

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